Math Whiz Who Forgot T-Shirts

"He's so used to his phone calculating his tip, he forgot how to do it himself. His phone died, so he's been sitting there for over an hour trying to figure it out."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"How was work?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Genius Envy

Think Tank

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Science Fair Judgements

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'