Math Skeptic Prints

'In the real world there is no such thing as algebra.'

'I don't need to learn how to subtract. I'm going to work for the government.'

"What this country needs is less math education, not more."

"That's what they want you to believe."

Cats are not as intelligent as you think.

The kid who learnt about math on the street

I'm thinking of becoming an architect, now that you don't have to know math. You don't? I read an architect's blog. He debunked the "good at math" myth. He said he never went past algebra 2 and doesn't really need to know any more than his 5th grade kid does. I think I'll go in on the ground floor. Maybe design suspension bridges before working my way up to skyscrapers. HOJ. I am never driving or going inside a building again in life. If I need to find the hypotenuse of a bridge thingy, there's

'I don't want no kid of mine learnin' math! It might lead to science and evolution!'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"When I hear the word mathematics I think of three things. Boring and useless."

"Welcome to the future"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

Coincidence or What?

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

AI Threat to Democracy