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'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Introducing Piza Island.

Giant Monster in Bath

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Recalculating

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Lavatory Waterfall

Pizza Tower Bridge

Thumbing a Lift.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Distance to horizon varies.

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Flight Socks.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'