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"Can't hear it at all, miss."

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"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

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"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"'I'm checking my answers."

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"I should have paid more attention in math class."

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

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"My name is Cloth - J.Cloth."

"...and David Bloomier, a former high school math teacher, is driving the #4 car."

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"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."

"Wait! That's not a decimal point! It's a dead fly!"

'I want to be a vet, too, but I can't pass geometry.'

"Baldo, that's an $85,000 car."

'I'm not counting the days 'til Christmas. I don't do arithmetic unless they make me.'

"But math class is a barrier to my academic advancement."