Math Lecturer T-Shirts

'My name is Dexter Milton. I have a PhD in Math and I'm <complicated math formula> old!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Eternal Student.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Make a lot of money."

Pi Ala Mode.

Scarcity

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'