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"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

In the club.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"You have got to want to change."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Womb for Kids

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Maybe it was really about the journey this whole time."

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

This could be interesting...

"All this meditation has really got me thinking."

'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.'

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"

Surrogate patchwork mom

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

Mother Love is Without Logic

"Do I dare get up?"

Pregnant Dog looking at Four Cupped Bra.

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

'You have the right to an attorney, a therapist, an anger management counselor, a support group...'