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"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

In the club.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"You have got to want to change."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Womb for Kids

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

"Maybe it was really about the journey this whole time."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

This could be interesting...

Surrogate patchwork mom

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.'

'You have the right to an attorney, a therapist, an anger management counselor, a support group...'

Pregnant Dog looking at Four Cupped Bra.

"Do I dare get up?"

Mother Love is Without Logic

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

'Like all traditional jobs for women, this is long hours and low pay.'

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"