Materialism Mockers Mugs

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

New Gods

"So you can take it with you!"

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"He married her for her stuff."

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

'I asked myself, is what I've got enough? Is the big house, the cars, the expensive clothes really enough. Isn't their more to life?'

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Never mind."

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

"With the Coffin 3000, you can take it with you."

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

Under new management.

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'

Empty pockets (four of them).