Materialism Questioner Mugs

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

New Gods

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"So you can take it with you!"

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Never mind."

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

U-can take it with you funerals.

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'

Empty pockets (four of them).

"Perhaps it's your god's plan for humans to become so intelligent they stop believing in him."

'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'

"What's this have to do with my feelings about the gold iphone?"