Materialism Humorist Prints

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Scarcity

Archimedes statue with a lever

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Optimist

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Electric Blanket.

Schrödinger and his cat

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Auguste Comte

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

'Heidegger-Hi!'

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

Clever pitbulls.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Seneca

Raymond Queneau

Revenge of the Latchkey Kids

Vladimir Nabokov