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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

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'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

'Money DOES make me happy.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

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'I know money can't buy everything - that's what credit cards are for. . .'

"With the Coffin 3000, you can take it with you."

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

"Sorry, I'm not into heavy metal."

'I needed a lot more house than my husband did.'

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

"Is he wealthy? Well, instead of changing his oil, he changes his car."

'When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you? Money'

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

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"Can you imagine what he would look like without money?"

"You're lonely and rich and I'm friendly and poor. We're a perfect match, I reckon."

"Enough about feelings. Let's talk about things."

"Mr. Simmons is in his happy place."

"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show."

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue