Material Science Nerd Mugs

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Vaccine

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Why giraffes hate winter

Free Radicals.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"Nasty sunburn."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Charles Darwin

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'