Material Desire Enthusiast Pillows

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"That shirt is so last year."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"Politics has divided everything."

Pandemic Orphans

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

Machine

Crocheting during lockdown

'I can't decide whether I want a man with family values or family valuables.'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

New Gods

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

Web Stockings

"He married her for her stuff."

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.