Matchmaking Adventures Prints

Computamatch.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Cupid

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'Well yes, I did ask for someone with a sense of humor.'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

Mister, Inc: 'Wrong...Right'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

"You want to see me, Boss?"