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Wife, three kids and Sheffield Wednesday to Support.

'I don't mind you watching 'Match of the Day' but...'

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'We're in a hurry.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

Footballer.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'