Masterpiece Maven Prints

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

"You're right, it does play with light and shadow while upending conventions of abstraction, but you're still under arrest."

'He's good, but he's no Monet.'

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

Masterpiece?

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Raphael

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"This is off our first TikTok."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Upper West Side Story

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'