Mastering Knowledge Prints

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Before the Internet

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Super Student

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Good Luck!

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

The Day Dreamer.

I love being right.

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Know your dog - The brain.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Head full of Books.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Is something bothering you?"

Kite surfing.

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.