Master Of The Meme T-Shirts

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Textin’"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

Twitter censorship

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

American Gothic Selfie

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Hall of Fake Presidents

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

tbt

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

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