Master Of The Member Grin Mugs

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Shark with Braces.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Important Muscles.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

One Man and Two Trucks

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

"Curious and curiouser."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

Doug Kenney

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

Anabolic Steroids

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Working Out

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'Boss, come here quick!'

"No, you still look fat."