Master Of The Cookout Mugs

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

"What about the five that fell through?"

An angry barbecue.

Pollsters

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

Picnic invasion strategy session

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

Celebrating 'Earth Day' in Arandia X-7. A theory about why they keep abducting cows.

Silly Sausages.

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

'My compliments to mummy.'

Capturing a Cook

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'