Master Of Office Chaos Mugs

"It's finally happened, Mr Cramer. 'They' are here to use you."

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

man juggling career, home and children

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Accountancy

"I have a system."

'911!'

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

I suggest you call technical support.

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

'I guess it's time to do some filing.'

InOut.

'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

Frantically overworked telephone receptionist getting severly stressed