Master Of Mornings Mugs

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Face painting.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"What's a debenture?"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Balancing work and family

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."