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"Sorry to hear about our warehouse fire? Quiet! It doesn't happen until tomorrow!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."