Master Of Escape Plans Mugs

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Deflating Island

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"The only problem I see here is that most of us plan to be out of here in three years."

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

An asylum seeker draws a door on a fence that keeps her in.

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

Meditation Class.

Way out.

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

Houdini's car keys.

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

'Is that ALL you can ever talk about - ESCAPING?'

Tactics for avoiding a chat.

Pit of Death

"Lunch on Tuesday? I won't be free. How about Thursday week?"

Person thinking 'I have to get out of here...'