Massachusetts Explorer Prints

"They named me Brockton, after one HELL of a town in Massachusetts."

The Vineyard

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Origami Society...

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Monuments

A Preschool of Fish

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."