Mass Transit Tactician Mugs

Stout man on a crowded bus

Is Driving Doomed?

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Carlo Ancelotti

'What a control freak!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Safest Airline in The World

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

The bus home.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Text/Subtext Message

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"The smart car's gone without me!"

Manuel Pellegrini

You can only get hit from the rear!

New Year's Resolutions for Angelenos

Slow Heroes