Masquerade Fan Pillows

Masquerade

'Somehow, Doris seems to recognize all these masked men.'

Masked Ball

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"We're following Carrot Top."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

The Da Vinci Cod

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Masquerade

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I want to hold your hand

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Clandestine cows.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

A Masked Ball

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Rembrandt's Selfies

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Lion Costume

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Leonard Nimoy

Iron clad sailors

No Shoes, No Service.

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'