Masked Mower Admirer Pillows

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Farmer Christmas.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Biocafeteraologist

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

Wine Factory

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

"Okay ma'am, I have to admit - that's a mite confusing."

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

High Risk MOP HEAD Crime Area

I thought you said there was a big mouse in the barn.

'While you're here, Doctor...'

Man looks up at his hat stuck on a moose antler. Barman says; 'YOu threw it up there. You get it.'

Lone investor in disguise,

'Do you mind if I borrow some of your ideas?'

Say it with flowers.