Masked Mower Admirer Pillows

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

He loves the water.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Farmer Christmas.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Biocafeteraologist

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

"I miss your smile."

I do all of my banking online now.

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"This is my daughter's pet moose, Maxwell. Has anyone here seen him?"

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

Wine Factory

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

"Okay ma'am, I have to admit - that's a mite confusing."

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

High Risk MOP HEAD Crime Area

Garden Shop. Preseason sale! Mower for your money!

'Do you mind if I borrow some of your ideas?'

Lone investor in disguise,

I thought you said there was a big mouse in the barn.

Man looks up at his hat stuck on a moose antler. Barman says; 'YOu threw it up there. You get it.'

'While you're here, Doctor...'