Mask Wearing Gifts

"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

Riddle behind the mask

"The mask goes over your nose and mouth, not your eyes or chin."

Handy Guide to Masking...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

The new normal

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"He looks so much like his dad."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Don't have a hot flush....

Face Mask Romance

Batman - Face ID

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Tribal masks.

Squeal like a pig!

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Mandatory mask use

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Theater on meds

"Frank, is that you?"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.