Mask Devotee Gifts

Discrimination in marriage

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Don't have a hot flush....

Face Mask Romance

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Covid-19, Mask Up

Tribal masks.

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Squeal like a pig!

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Mandatory mask use

Mime Today / The Before Mime

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Frank, is that you?"

Bureaucrat

Theater on meds

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Covid Babies

Masky Christmas!

'Rona Lisa

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"

Quarandating.

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"Which one?"