Mask Nostalgia Gifts

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

baby sweetcorn...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'It is too snowing!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Milk sideburns

Don't have a hot flush....

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Yoyos

Holiday Gifts 2020

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"