Mask Maker Humorist Mugs

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"We should start wearing masks."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Tribal masks.

Squeal like a pig!

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Covid-19, Mask Up

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Mandatory mask use

"Frank, is that you?"

Masky Christmas!

Bureaucrat

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Theater on meds

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Don't panic

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"Which one?"

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"

Quarandating.