Mask Comedy Enthusiast Mugs

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Don't have a hot flush....

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Face Mask Romance

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Covid-19, Mask Up

Tribal masks.

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Squeal like a pig!

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Mandatory mask use

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Frank, is that you?"

Bureaucrat

Theater on meds

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Masky Christmas!

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"

Face Masks of the Dumb & Stupid

"Which one?"

Quarandating.

"I'm wearing it wrong?"