Mask Champion Gifts

"Better sorry than safe."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Don't have a hot flush....

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Tribal masks.

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Squeal like a pig!

Mandatory mask use

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Mime Today / The Before Mime

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Frank, is that you?"

Bureaucrat

Theater on meds

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Masky Christmas!

'Rona Lisa

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"

Quarandating.

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"Which one?"