Mash-up Scene Fan Mugs

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

His Master's Data.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Piano tuner with an assistant.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Frankincense you fool...."

"Get lost, you bum!"

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Skeet Fishing.

The exciting new game of skeet golf.

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

New Combination Game

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Alternative acupuncture.