Mash-up Master Prints

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

"An everything Martini, please."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Just Stop Oil Painting

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

Mash-test Dummies.

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

"What the hell is all this?"

I love badminton.

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Frankincense you fool...."

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

'You're right. It does look infected. But I'm just the janitor.'

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Alternative acupuncture.

"Ah...I see your mistake. We're, Proctor and Proctor. You're looking for the proctologist, next door."

Animal Hospital.