Masculinity Muser Mugs

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

Devil worried because he feels good

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"But am I happy? Very."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"You're what?!"

society of cartoonists...

Optimistic Paranoia.

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

'I keep making the same mistake over and over again, marrying for love.'