Masculinity Debaters Mugs

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

Changing Minds

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

"We need to hire more women."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

The girl with the most curves.

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

Cops at domestic scene with the Hickenloopers.

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

Destinations

Macho fishing.

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

Transvestite restrooms.

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

'Macho man - you're out! We want a different image. . . We're using a 'new' man now - sensitive, gentle, debonair. . .and here he comes.'

"'Macho Soap'! For the house husband who wants red, raw, rough hands!"

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

Studies in Social Progress No. 12

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

'Call me old-fashioned but I think the whole angry, bitter divorce thing should be between a man and a woman.'

'Look, woman! I can't talk any more, I've got a couple waiting to see me. Just you have my dinner ready and I'll be home when it suits me.'