Marzipan Maverick Mugs

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

Cellphone Islands

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Grandma's caf

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Biker chopper shopper

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

A man working on a model airplane

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Biking Granny.