Martini Maestro Mugs

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Shaken not stirred

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Join me in a Martini?

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

The Martini is invented.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

Computer Music

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

The merger hits a snag.

Mediterranean Martini

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Inappropriate garnish.

'Another martini please.'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

Ginspiration!

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'