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How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Overjumpers

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Party Animals.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

Kid doing cave paintings

The Frog Prince

The Rise of Modern Art

'You may now kick the bride.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"It's about time."

Exercise Bars

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Dieting Motivation.

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Mammoth Posing

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"It's a great work!"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'