Martial Arts Mash-up T-Shirts

...and the mighty sport of Kung Football was born.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Martial Arts

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

Boxing with your harp

Man using guitar as golf club.

UFC on steroids...

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

Do you want to see my karate chop?

Snake and Football.

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

New Combination Game

'I'm sorry, sir. There's no such thing as user friendly nunchucks.'

'I'm not worried about his one-two, it's the left-right-elbow-head, his one-two-three-four that's bothering me!'

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

Ninja Fly Swatter

"Maybe this isn't the right sport for you. What about cage fighting?"

Two ninjas taking a 'stealthy'.

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

If I lose, I'll be dressed for hospital.

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Use your words!

'The Pink Belt? That means I can open a child-proof caps.'

Samuri Moosehap...