Martial Arts Aficionados Mugs

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Karate Kitten.

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"