Marshmallow Roasters Prints

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Harsh Mellows.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'The Torch Holder'.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Trash-talkin' artists

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Marshmallow Roast

"First beach?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

The Sacrificial Peep

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

Zombie scout issues

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

"We don't need airbags, I filled the car with marshmallows."

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

Dragon toasts marshmallows