Marshmallow Challenger Pillows

"Attention, please: We are now offering $100 travel vouchers to any ticketholders able to fit more than twenty jumbo marshmallows in their mouth at one time."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Harsh Mellows.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'The Torch Holder'.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'I've got it written down...'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Trickle down

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Marshmallow Roast

"First beach?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.