Mars Pillows

Life Discovered on Mars

'Who put that thing there?'

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'I sent out for everything.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

A Good Batch.

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Counting ribs

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'