Mars Mission Dreamer Mugs

Save Our Universe

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'But what is the universe for?'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Tourist

Pole Star

A Space Walk

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Astronaut

Whale Romance

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Disney will flip!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Ever Given

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Climbing to the moon...