Marriage Themes Prints

'Be honest with me, Louis. Are you seeing someone else?'

"You had me at chateau."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Try Mediation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I heard they mate for life."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"...until death do you a favor."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"I don't know who you are!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."