Marriage Of Children T-Shirts

'Now that we married off the children, are you... r-e-a-d-y t-o-o-o r-r-u-m-m-m-b-l-e!?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Art Student.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Just be yourself."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

At the Museum

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Director/Action Man toy.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Wildlife

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.