Marriage Musers T-Shirts

Adverse Prenup

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

The Evolution Of Man.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

'Ask him where he goes every December 24th - because he won't tell me!'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

Marriage & Divorce.

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

Life plan

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Insomnia.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

Scenes from a successful marriage.

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'