Marooned Net Surfer Pillows

WiFi on deserted island

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Desert Island Books

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Water skiing.

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

A shark swims into a desert island.

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

Hmm...all the best!

Computer clown.

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

The great Dessert Island.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Man busking for money on a desert island.

"It's another recipe for fish."

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

"I resigned of my own free will."

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"You and your offshore accounts!"

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

'Now it's my turn to sit on a desert island'

'At last!... A woman!'

Island and man